Another interesting article (considerably shorter)

Plucked this one from stephenpollard.net


I suppose this sort of thing (via Norm) will be illegal soon:

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

Capitalism: That's MY shit.

Communism: It's everybody's shit.

Feminism: Men are shit.

Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?